The great Nigerian mobile phone shortage

Posted on January 20th, 2006 in General, Personal by Jim Prince

ebay.jpgI’ve decided to sell my old but perfectly usable Sony Ericsson t630 mobile phone on eBay. I set a start price of £15 and a buy it now price of £50.

Three hours later someone had bought it! Great I thought, but then I received the following slightly suspicious e-mail from a chap going by the name of Rowdy James.

Hello,
I would like to pay for this item via postal order or credit card, you know my address is in United-Kingdom but right now i’m in nigeria,i was sent there on a business mission,and i want to give it to business partner as a brithday gift, so i will like to know if you can ship it to nigeria,i dont mind paying any amount for the shipping cost,pls if you can do this for me i’ll be very grateful.if you accept kindly send your full name and address which am going to send the payment to and i will also like you to get back to me with the shipping cost to Lagos Nigeria. Here’s the shipping address.
Mr Adebode Ade
11 olufemi street off nathan
sururlere lagos
23401
Nigeria
pls reply ASAP

I replied to say the listing clearly stated UK only. I also checked his feedback and noticed his rating was (-1) and that he was no longer a registered user!

So I coughed up another quid and re-listed my phone. Then wouldn’t you know it, I’d sold it again within the hour! This time to another Nigerian gentleman called slamray. His email read.

Hello,
I am very happy that i am committed to buy Phone from you,i will like
to inform you that the Phone is to be sent to my brother presently in
Nigeria for a missionary conference as i have recieved enough emails from
him that he needs this so i will want you to please help me in posting
the phone to him first thing next morning as soon as payment
his been made,and i will want the Phone to be posted to him via royal mail,and
if the shipping address will be needed to calculate the shipping cost
to him via royal mail here is it as follows:
Mr,tope williams
5, fawehinmi Street
off western avenue
sururlere lagos.
And as regards to payment,i will like to inform you that the payment
will be made to you via a secure online auction payment called Postal
Order in which the money will be delivered to you at your address in
cash,however,i will need your full name and address to make the payment to
you first thing next morning.And as soon as i have made the
payment,bidpay will send you an email confirmation which will tell you when
exactly bidpay will deliver the money to you.
I wait your quick response asap.

He can f*ck off as well. I’ve now re-listed the item for a third time but without a buy it now option. Hopefully I can sell it to someone genuine.

Why do these scams always originate from Nigeria?


Don’t shop for it. Argos it!

Posted on January 15th, 2006 in General, Personal by Jim Prince

argos.jpgThis afternoon I found myself in the unfortunate position of having to visit an Argos Extra store.

After battling my way past the chavs salivating over the Elizabeth Duke counter I made my way to one of the “self-service queue-busting kiosk solutions“. They’re a great idea and much better than having to speak to real people.

Unfortunately they were all broken. Machine number one had ran out of paper, machine number two had crashed and machine number three was turned off. Not good. So I joined the long queue for the checkouts. Thirty minutes later I’d paid for my items.

I then had to queue a second time to actually pick them up. As I reached the collection point they called number 782, I was number 891. Eventually my items tumbled down the conveyer belt and the poor overworked sap behind the counter handed them over. The whole process took almost an hour.

Every Argos store I’ve ever been in has had the same problems. They’re always short staffed, really busy and full of miserable bastards. In the future I’m going to avoid them like the plague.


Links for 13/01/2006

Posted on January 13th, 2006 in Technology, Work by Jim Prince
  • According to The Register Google is planning to provide an own-brand Windows-less PC and sell the low-cost system through a partnership with retail giant Wal-Mart.
  • Engadget has some good coverage of the recent Apple news from Macworld 2006, including the new MacBook Pro. We’ve just ordered one for work and I’m really looking forward to seeing what it can do.
  • Windows XP won’t work on Intel Macs but Windows Vista will according to Engadget.
  • Windows XP and Windows Vista will work on Intel Macs according to this article linked to from ActiveWin.

I’m hoping Intel Macs will run both. Mac hardware which will boot XP, Vista, Linux and MacOS would be ideal, especially if VMWare release a version of VMWare workstation that’ll run on it.


Five Things Wrong with SharePoint

Posted on January 10th, 2006 in Technology, Work by Jim Prince

I recently stumbled across an article on informit.com entitled “Five Things Wrong With SharePoint“. Having spent a fair amount of time implementing SharePoint at Talis I thought I’d comment on it here.

According to the article the first thing wrong with SharePoint is “It’s a crappy mish-mash of multiple technologies”. The author says

Once you get past the shock and horror of encountering the alien JavaScript files, to professionally program SharePoint you also have to deal with CSS, HTML, XML, ASP.Net, Visual Studio.Net, and your choice of C# or VB.Net. That doesn’t include dealing with Windows Server 2003, Active Directory, and the wonderful world of IIS.

That’s not what I’d call a crappy miss-mash, each technology has it’s own strengths and I don’t really see how you could create a portal or any other modern web app for that matter, without using more than one technology, but I do take the authors point that SharePoint is relatively difficult to configure and program.

Reason number two is “The development team is playing the Longhorn card”. I guess that should read “Vista Card” but then the article was written back in July. I’m not even sure why waiting for Vista should be considered a bad thing. Updated versions of SharePoint are scheduled for 2006 to coincide with the release of Office 12.

Reason number three is “There are two SharePoint products, which is confusing”. I agree wholeheartedly. Ditch the Services edition or improve the documentation.

Reason number four is “Support for SharePoint is lacking”. Again I agree, it took an awful lot of digging just to find simple information and the books are few and far between.

Finally reason number five is “Microsoft has not stated a strategic direction for SharePoint”. I also agree with this and it will be interesting to see where Microsoft goes with the product.

I’ve grown to quite like SharePoint but I’m not beyond bashing it. My list of five things wrong with SharePoint reads

  1. SharePoint has poor Active Directory Integration. A surprising amount of features that you would expect to be able to handle through the AD can’t be, and those that can don’t work particularly well.
  2. Cross-browser compatibility and standards compliance. Why have Mac specific CSS if the pages still don’t render correctly on a Mac?
  3. No support for Forms based authentication. Why can’t they provide an interface to match Outlook Web Access?
  4. SharePoint takes over your ISS installation. This makes it more difficult then it should be add websites to ISS that aren’t part of SharePoint.
  5. Administration is inconsistent and poorly documented. You still have to rely on the command line for many of the admin tasks (stsadm and setupsts), the directory structure is complex and unstructured and the central administration tool is poor.

Only time will tell if Microsoft can fix these problems, in the meantime I’m happy to work with what we’ve got. It’s a damn sight better than the static HTML we had for an Intranet before.


New Phone

Posted on January 9th, 2006 in Music, Personal, Technology by Jim Prince

k750i.jpgI mentioned in an earlier post that I was going to get a new phone. In the end I decided on the Sony Ericsson k750i. I was tempted by the w800, but I just couldn’t face the orange colour scheme and besides both phones are pretty much identical.

First impressions are really positive. The built in 2 megapixel camera is really impressive and the mp3 player and radio are pretty good too. I’ve ordered a 2gb Memory stick duo to replace the supplied 64mb card, this should provide plenty of space for a couple of albums, a bunch of photos and maybe the odd podcast.

I’ve also switched from O2 to Orange as the signal strength from 02 has been really crap lately.


Links for 06/01/2006

Posted on January 6th, 2006 in Technology, Work by Jim Prince

I have nothing to blog about at the moment so here are some random links to stuff that’s caught my attention this week.


Secret Weapon has arrived

Posted on January 3rd, 2006 in Games, Personal, Sport & Recreation by Jim Prince

pes_guide.jpgI’ve got myself a late Christmas present in the form of Pro Evolution Soccer: The Official Guide.

It seems pretty comprehensive and should improve my game but unfortunately it doesn’t explain why online games are so bloody slow.

Most matches suffer from lag and the connection keeps dropping. Playing PES5 online is an annoying and frustrating experience but it’s still the best footy game out there.


Media Center PCs and the MP3 sort out

Posted on January 3rd, 2006 in Music, Personal, Technology by Jim Prince

I’m about to build a Media PC based around Windows XP Media Center Edition and whilst I’m waiting for the hardware to arrive I thought it would be a good idea to sort out my collection of MP3’s.

The first thing I did was ditch anything encoded at less that 128kbps. The media PC will be connected to my hi-fi and home cinema setup so I only want stuff ripped at a decent quality.

I also noticed that many of the tag fields were incomplete or incorrect, so I downloaded Tag&Rename a powerful piece of software that allows you organise and tag your music files. Crucially it has support for the online freedb database so I could quickly and easily add artist and title information to my tracks.

Ok that’s my existing MP3’s sorted, I’m now left with the daunting task of ripping my entire CD collection to MP3. I’ve probably got around 400 CDs so this might take a while. I’d consider using a service such as CDlabs, but 99 pence per CD seems a little steep to me.